- “For those of you tuning in for the first time: this is an old-timey radio play where you get to be the hero!”
—Stuart[1]
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- Bakersfield Fudge
- "The Bakersfieldest. It's also the fudgiest."
The Game Thus Far
- You approach the old mansion, expecting to receive your inheritance. In the upstairs window you see the silhouette of the dowager countess.[3]
- > put the key to the lock[4]
- You try the key in the lock. The key does not work.
- Do you:
- Turn around
- Try the next key
- Hit the lock with a hammer
- Wait to be announced by a servant
- Wait for another visitor to arrive[5]
- Lick the lock
- Stare at that door for a while
- > use the key on the lock[6]
- You unlocked it and turned the knob.[7]
- Do you:
- Push the door open slightly
- Push the door open very forcefully
- Push the door open somewhere in the middle
- The door is not open far enough for you to squeeze through.
- Do you:
- Push the door open further
- .
- .
- .
- You use the key on the lock. You hear the tumblers click.
- Do you:
- Turn the knob, thus opening the door further
- Jiggle the key a little, just in case you need to put a little english on it
- Pull the door, risking that there may be another lock that you didn't open and you'll feel stupid when it stops
- Go home and watch a rerun of The Big Bang Theory (nobody choose that one)
- .
- .
- .
- The statue's arm slides easily, and a section of wall slides to the left.[8]
- Do you:
- Enter the secret hallway
- Wait and do nothing
- Use item "butler's mask"
Mentioned In
- ↑ Episode 171: No Good Deed @00:55
- ↑ Episode 171: No Good Deed @19:15
- ↑ Episode 171: No Good Deed @01:05
- ↑ Episode 171: No Good Deed @19:45
- ↑ Episode 172: Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return @01:20
- ↑ Episode 173: Transcendence @56:05
- ↑ Episode 171: No Good Deed @20:50
- ↑ Episode 201: Vice @01:15
External Mentions
- John Siracusa and Merlin Mann "#13: The Mickey Suit" Reconcilable Differences. Podcast audio. Relay FM, 5 November 2015. http://www.relay.fm/rd/13 (accessed 10 November 2015)
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