"In this episode, we discuss Katherine Heigl's most honestly-named film: One for the Money."

Movie SummaryEdit

As recommended by Elliott's Mom, a movie based on the best-selling series of novels by Janet Evanovich.


An attractive young woman gets hired as a rookie bounty huntress, and almost immediately becomes mixed up in a complicated murder plot.



Final JudgmentsEdit

  • In the middle between Good-Bad and Bad-Bad (Stuart) @35:30
  • Didn't hate it, but didn't like it. (Elliott) @35:55
  • Bad-Bad movie, but one of the best of the Bad-Bads (Dan) @36:15

Episode HighlightsEdit

David Kalan @6:35
The Sarlacc Pit @14:45
Submarine Sandwich @16:25

Movie PitchesEdit


  • ­'Attack the vagina' sounds like he's, like, got some nunchucks or something and he's just whackin' at it.
         —Dan @11:40
  • ­He's super cut. Like I said: he's got abs like a Ninja Turtle.
         —Elliott @17:40

Listener MailEdit

  • Mailbag Song @39:00
"Retronauts Plug" from Bob Mackie @39:35
Retronauts (podcast)
"" from Aaron Lastnamewithheld @46:50
That Is All by John Hodgman (pg. 726)
"Mickey's Screen-Used Cell Phone from Sorority Row" from Carl Lastnamewithheld @51:05


  • The Missouri Breaks (1976) by Arthur Penn (Elliott) @?
  • Chronicle (2012) by Josh Trank (Stuart) @?
  • Haywire (2011) by Steven Soderbergh (Dan) @?