aka: Catch That Kid


"In this episode we discuss the first and last film that anyone will ever describe as a 'Taylor Lautner vehicle': Abduction."

Website BlurbEdit

Due to Election Day and vacation travel scheduling, show notes for this episode are unavailable. Our apologies. Here is a picture of a funny cat:

Movie SummaryEdit



  • ­I hate balloons.
         —Sigourney Weaver
  • Taylor Lautner's twisted ankle @34:04

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Between Good-Bad Movie and Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @42:55
  • Good-Bad Movie (Elliott) @43:05
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @43:10

Episode HighlightsEdit


Movie PitchesEdit


  • ­This is gonna sound really weird, Elliott, but I'm gonna side with Dan on this one.
         —Stuart @09:25
  • ­John Cena has way more charisma than Taylor Lautner.
         —Elliott @12:45
  • ­Okay, yeah — he's, like, super cut, but he looks kinda weird. Like he's got like a weird fuckin' nose, and like weird low-brow, like, eyebrows.
         —Dan @13:20
  • ­Get your boners ready, guys.
         —Stuart @24:50

Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit



"Fictional Flops" from Steve Lastnamewithheld (@45:40)

"Pervazoid Update" from Stephen Lastnamewithheld (@49:15)

"A Fourth Flopper" from Jerry T. Robot (@51:50)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (@52:50)

"Harrison Ford Tells It As It Is" from Jeff Lastnamewithheld (@55:05)

Episode 102: Cowboys & Aliens

"One Last Letter" from Firstnamewithheld Phalen (@57:50)


  • Burn After Reading (2008) by The Coen Brothers (Dan) @59:45
  • Great World of Sound (2007) by Craig Zobel (Elliott) @1:01:10
  • Lincoln (2012) by Steven Spielberg (Elliott) @1:01:45
  • Warrior (2011) by Gavin O'Connor (Stuart) @58:30

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