"They crossed the wrong man. No, really. They chose the wrong man to play Alex Cross."

Website BlurbEdit

The beefy hand of justice!

Movie SummaryEdit

Knee Injuries
Matthew Fox shoots a guy in the knee.



­Dan was like, 'You know what? I kinda like this Matthew Fox.' And then he shot the guy in the knee, and he went: 'Whoa. You have just broken the unwritten law.'
     —Elliott @30:45

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @39:50
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @40:25
  • Good-Bad Movie (Stuart) @41:15

Episode HighlightsEdit


Movie PitchesEdit


Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit



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"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time
"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time
"Pilot Season" from Brian Lastnamewithheld @45:30
Television pitches:
Stuart Wellington, Sex Describer @49:30
"Dan's Thing" from Tim Lastnamewithheld @50:20
... Dan has reached the part of that particular podcast where he describes in excruciating detail the logistics of a woman sliding down a banister on her bare vagina...
"Krang with Boobs" from Lawrence Lastnamewithheld @53:25


  • Wreck-it Ralph (2012) by Rich Moore (Stuart) @56:10
  • Prime Cut (1972) by Michael Ritchie (Dan) @56:35
  • ¡Viva Zapata! (1952) by Elia Kazan (Elliott) @58:00

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