22 February 2014
"Because someone won a contest — and definitely not because it's Black History Month — we discuss the film B*A*P*S."
Website Blurb Edit
Sort of like M*A*S*H, but not about the army and terrible.
Consider our debt to "He's the Housecat (Arthur's Theme)" music video contest winner Dan Costales paid in full! Was it worth it Dan? Was if worth the pain you caused, making us watch the pre-Oscar Halle Berry racist stereotype comedy B*A*P*S? Meanwhile Elliott continually implies Martin Landau is a vampire, Stuart reveals how all males are sexually threatened by him, and Dan suggests that the Crypt Keeper should've come up with a better B*A*P*S twist.
Movie Summary Edit
“ The movie is laying a racist trap for us by indulging in the worst racist stereotypes of a cartoon/sketch comedy version of 'hair-dressin', long-fingernail, gold-teethy...' ” —Dan @05:45
Directed by Robert Townsend who directed (1987), a comedy about how there are no good roles for black actors. @06:20
Worse Than Edit
Final Judgments Edit
Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @34:50
Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @35:55
Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @36:25
Episode Highlights Edit
Movie Pitches Edit
and Bratz B*A*P*S have a lot in common — in that the names sound similar, and they're about ladies doin' it for themselves.
Elliott: That's... not what I meant, no. I mean, that
is an example of "ladies doin' it for themselves"…
Dan: Because I've seen
a lot of movies about ladies "doin' it for themselves."
Elliott: Yeah, I don't want to hear about those... while the podcast is on.
Listener Mail Edit
Mailbag Song Edit
"Downloadable Content" from Clavvy(?) Lastnamewithheld @40:25
“ Put fuckin' Freddy Krueger in one of those games... bitch! ” —Stuart @40:55
"Arabic from Popeyes" Sam Lastnamewithheld @50:55
"It's an Arena, Dan" from David Lastnamewithheld (Elliott's brother) @54:45
Beauty Is Embarrassing (2012) by Neil Berkeley (Dan) @59:40
The Lego Movie (2014) by Phil Lord, Christopher Miller (Stuart) @58:25
The Professionals (1966) by Richard Brooks (Elliott) @1:03:30
The Sea Hawk (1940) by Michael Curtiz (Dan) @1:02:30
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