God's Not Dead
6 September 2014
"Good news, everyone: God's not dead. He just needs a better agent."
Official Show Notes Edit
"The OP's are all back in action, celebrating the all-NEW made-up holiday of 'Smallvember.' First up, the Christsploitation film , filled with the straw-manny-est straw men outside of a county fair. Meanwhile Elliott and Detective Columbo disprove the flat Earth theory, Stuart reveals a surprising knowledge of the Christian rock genre, and Dan announces a new contest!"
God's Not Dead
Movie Summary Edit
“ [Dr. Radisson] was bitten by a radioactive hotel, and was given all the powers of an atheistic philosophy professor. ” —Elliott @07:05
Final Judgments Edit
Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @41:05
Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @41:15
Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @42:20
Episode Highlights Edit
Bullet to the Godhead
The sequel to . Sylvester Stallone's mercenary character Bobo has a bigger target on his hands this time: the divine godhead itself. @06:25
Bullet to the Head
Night Papal Court
It's just the Pope booking prostitutes and purse thieves. Starring John Larroquette as the horny bishop. @25:05
“ Anyway... Josh Wheaton, a college student — he said for the fourth fucking time... ” —Elliott @08:55
Dan: The premise of this movie is built on sand. This —
Elliott: Just like the movie
The House of Sand and Fog, but they don't even have the fog to shore up the house.
Stuart: And I hate sand.
Dan: The idea —
Elliott: It's so rough.
Stuart: It gets everywhere.
Elliott: Not like
Natalie Portman's skin.
Dan: It gets in your
Stuart: Whoa! You're misremembering
Elliott: It would have been so great if Anakin Skywalker's running his hands over Princess Amidala and he just goes:
"I hate sand. It gets into your butt." And she's like, "Whoa, what?"
Watto do to you?"
Dan: When you complain about how late you're getting back to your newborn child, just remember the time you wasted.
Elliott: Hey, just remember: you should say words correctly the first time.
Listener Mail Edit
Mailbag Song Edit
"Scenes from Movies that Made You Want to Kill Yourself" from Cathy Lastnamewithheld @52:15
"Stuart: Don't Worry, I've Got Your Back." from Charlie Lastnamewithheld @58:55
The Cryptkeeper's penis
"Ralph Kiner, R.I.P." from David Lastnamewithheld (Elliott's brother) @1:03:05
Episode 114: Abduction
Jodorowsky's Dune (2013) by Frank Pavich (Elliott) @1:06:30
The Last of Sheila (1973) by Herbert Ross (Dan) @1:11:10
The One I Love (2014) by Charlie McDowell (Stuart) @1:13:55
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