Stuart: Tonight we watched Three Hundred... and One... Dalmations.
Dan: No, Stuart. It was 300: Rise of an Empire.
Elliott: And boy, did it ever!

Website BlurbEdit

"Thus we enter November, the month known for having 'No' theme. And, appropriately, we watched one of the most generic of modern action sequels, 300: Rise of an Empire. Meanwhile, Elliott lectures on Noid avoidance, Dan makes a public apology relating to one type of music and attacks another, and Stu makes an exciting announcement for enjoyers of comical books."

Movie SummaryEdit


Prequel to 300.


Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @28:45
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @30:10
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @30:10

Episode HighlightsEdit


Movie PitchesEdit

Red hermit diaries

Screencap courtesy of John McCoy.

  • 303: A Hermit's Tale: Greeks Versus Draculas @14:45, 39:40
  • The Red Hermit Diaries @15:50
  • Star Crash Lena Headey has sex with James Spader during a car crash in this Stargate / 300 / Crash crossover. @22:20
  • Waterloo 2.0 An over-the-top retelling of the Battle of Waterloo with monster French guys and a twelve-foot-tall, fire-breathing Napoleon riding a dragon. @30:40


  • ­Okay, stop. Stop, please. Stop right there. Please stop.
         —Elliott @19:25

Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit



"I'm a Stupid Monster" from Brian Lastnamewithheld @37:20
Pumpkinhead @41:15
"NYUM" from Finn Lastnamewithheld @43:00
"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time


  • Eraserhead (1977) by David Lynch (Dan) @59:30
  • The Plumber (1979) by Peter Weir (Elliott) @55:30
  • Witching and Bitching (2013) by Álex de la Iglesia (Stuart) @1:02:15

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