"On this episode we discuss Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return: The Quickening."

Official Show NotesEdit

"There's just something about a terrible kids' movie that brings out the best (?) in us, so we dive headfirst into the CGI flop Legends of OZ: Dorothy's Return. Meanwhile, Stuart gives important advice to our kidnapped listeners, Dan inadvertently pitches the new hit movie Uncatchable, and Bizzarro Elliott makes an appearance."

Movie SummaryEdit


­Now, we had a big debate over whether or not we should watch this because I had trouble believing it was released in movie theaters, but apparently it was.
     —Elliott @08:58


  • The cast is at Foodfight! levels of impressiveness. @10:15

Final JudgmentsEdit

Episode HighlightsEdit


  • Zombies @00:50
  • Radio Zork @01:20
  • Kidnapped Listener Tips @02:25, 17:00, 21:20
  • Parkour @04:40
    • Family Circus @05:35
  • Bikini Carwashes @08:35
  • Actors Who Elliott Has Seen on the Stage @09:15
  • The children of fantasy and sci-fi authors @13:38
    • The Baums, the Herberts and the Tolkiens, but not the Hemingways
  • Tyler Perry's Head of the Family @17:20
  • Wicket: The Ewok Musical AKA Yub! @20:55
  • Zoobooks @21:57
  • Dan, the Difficult Cinema Customer @32:29
  • The Martin Shortiverse @33:40

Movie PitchesEdit

There's a bad guy, the baddest guy in all the world. He's been categorized as "uncatchable." My name is Mick Goren, I'm the leader of the Catchables. @03:40, 06:05
The Dark Knotts
Starring Don Knotts and Keith Ledger. @18:55
­I'm not the villain you need!
     —Stuart @19:10


­Goddamn it, Elliott! All our credibility is out the window now!
     —Dan @05:45
­Why would you harm-aduke?!
     —Stuart as Marmaduke pleading for his life @07:27
­I've had a little to drink tonight, guys.
     —Stuart @19:24

Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit



"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time
"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time
"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time


  • Logan's Run (1976) by Michael Anderson (Flopper) @Time
  • Sorcerer (1977) by William Friedkin (Flopper) @Time
  • Wild (2014) by Jean-Marc Vallée (Flopper) @Time

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