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Episode 178: 50 Shades of Grey

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"On this episode we subject ourselves to the pain and punishment of Fifty Shades Of Grey."

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"In the words of Homer Simpson, we've got a hankerin' for some spankerin', as we discuss 50 Shades of Grey. Meanwhile Stuart delivers a eulogy for the rappin' granny, Elliott explains the laziness of British elocution, Dan reveals a porn tale from his past, and we include perhaps our best outtakes ever."

Movie SummaryEdit



Final JudgmentsEdit

  • ­I thought it exists beyond our categorization.
         —Dan @41:45
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @42:15
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @44:15
  • ­I liked it. I thought it was meow-[unintelligible].
         —Dan's Cat @41:50

Episode HighlightsEdit


Movie PitchesEdit

50 Swedes of Chef
A muppet adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey, starring the Swedish Chef. @17:25


Elliott: Here's the thing. I think. Like you were saying, it was for a lot of people who are very non...
Dan: Vanilla? (To borrow my flavor.)
Elliott: Yeah, very vanilla lives, led very Dan McCoy lives. And not the lives that maybe we follow, which is as sophisticated New York perverts. You know, we're a bunch of cosmopolitan —
Dan: And pansexual...
Elliott: Yeah, we're attracted to pans.
Dan: Hedonistic...
Elliott: We have sex with all sorts of pans: cookie pans, pots...
Dan: Peter Pan® peanut butter...
Stuart: Yeah, we usually go to nightclubs that are frequented by businessmen, and women step on scorpions for our amusement. They pierce them with their high heels.
Elliott: Yeah, just geishas throwing hedgehogs at each other.
— @06:40
Dan: Stu: what do you say about this movie?
Stuart: Oh, wait. It's final judgments?
Dan: Yeah.
Elliott: Yeah, final judgments.
Stuart: Yeah...
Elliott: Spinal nudgments.
Stuart: I don't know. I guess it's Bad-Bad. It's hard to say.
Dan: You never got erect, is what you're saying.
Stuart: Well, I wouldn't go that far. Danny Elfman was involved.
— @44:10

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