Dan: Tonight we watched Jupiter Ascending — the story of a dog-man, and the lady who loved him.
Elliott: Spoiler alert: they fall in love.
Stuart: And she controls bees.

Official Show NotesEdit

"Will the guys who liked Speed Racer also enjoy the Wachowski siblings' most recent critical flop, Jupiter Ascending? Meanwhile Elliott debuts his new bumper sticker, Dan boringly digresses about The Three Investigators, and Stuart explains why, when incarcerating someone, you should really take their rocket boots."

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  • Barbarella (1968) by Roger Vadim (Dan) @1:04:25
  • Creep (2004) by Christopher Smith (Stuart) @1:02:10
  • Flash Gordon (1980) by Mike Hodges (Dan) @1:04:25
  • The Visitor (1979) by Giulio Paradisi (Elliott) @1:06:15

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