Dan: On tonight's episode we watched Unfriended.
Elliott: Wait, are we not friends anymore?
Stuart: Cha cha cha cha cha... Scare scare scare scare scare...
Elliott: Because the scariest thing about friendship is losing it.
Stuart: Oh, okay.

Official Show NotesEdit

"It's the most magical time of the year! SHOCKTOBER! And this year we're kicking off with the millenials-on-a-computer-screen shocker Unfriended. Meanwhile, Dan reads movie ad copy, Elliott talks Quidditch injuries, and Stuart reveals his poop fears."

Movie SummaryEdit



  • Chekhov's knife @40:35
  • Chekhov's salsa @27:20

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • (Elliott) @45:15
  • (Dan) @46:10
  • Shriekfully Decent to Watch (Stuart) @47:20

Episode HighlightsEdit


Movie PitchesEdit

An online movie about werewolves, starring C. Thomas Howell as an Internet billionaire who uploads his brain to the Net, so he could star on a webseries about Soul Man. @04:05, 06:35


  • ­I wanted someone to say to Laura: 'Look, everyone poops. There's a book you can read about it.'
         —Elliott @36:20
  • ­Check out Poop Pants over here!
         —Dan @37:40

Listener MailEdit

Mailbag IntroEdit

Dan: But now: we move on to letters from listeners.
Stuart: Letters from listeners.
Elliott: You asked, and we provided the hottest letters in the business. These letters are all nude —
Stuart: All nude!
Elliott: — and all ready for some action. Action letters. Call in now, to the sexiest letters Flop House listeners have sent in.
Stuart: I'm a letter, and I'm not wearing clothes today!
Elliott: No letters are wearing clothes; it would be weird. Call in now. These letters are not wet, because it would be hard to read the ink. These letters are dry, and on paper.
Stuart: I'm dry as a bone!
Dan: All right, well...
Elliott: Are these letters shaved? They have no hair.
Stuart: Thanks for answering your own question!
Elliott: Letters... Call our party line —
Stuart: Oh, wow. There's a party line too? Okay.
Elliott: — at 1-900-976-FLOPLETTERSDOTCOM.
Dan: All right. So...
Elliott: You have to spell out "DOT", 'cause it's a phone.


"Hello, Flophunks" from Paloma Lastnamewithheld @55:20
"Count Chocula" from Amy Lastnamewithheld @58:10
"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time


  • The Late Show (1977) by Robert Benton (Flopper) @Time
  • The Leopard Man (1943) by Jacques Tourneur (Flopper) @Time
  • The Visit (2015) by M. Night Shyamalan (Flopper) @Time

Mentioned InEdit

External MentionsEdit

  • John Siracusa and Merlin Mann "#16: Ancient Bird" Reconcilable Differences. Podcast audio. Relay FM, 17 December 2015. (accessed 19 December 2015)

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