"Don’t worry — we took your boring story about a magical rock-star-making computer and turned it into a thrilling story about YouTube. We talk Jem and the Holograms. Meanwhile, Elliott has a surprisingly deep knowledge of failed Internet concerns, Stuart reveals the hidden bonds between Seal and Salman Rushdie, and Dan is totally blazed."
Jem! Jem is excitment! Ooh ooh Jem! Jem is adventure! Ooh ooh! Glamor and glitter, fashion and fame! Jem! Jem is truly outrageous! Truly truly truly outrageous! Whoa Jem! Jem! The music's contagious outrageous! Jem is my name, no one else is the same! Jem is my... But we're the Misfits! Our songs are better! We are the Misfits! The Misfits! And we're going to get her! But we're the Misfits! Our songs are better! We are the Misfits! The Misfits! And we're going to get her! Jem! Jem is truly outrageous, contagious! Jem is my name, no one else is the same! Jem is my name! Jem!
Andrew Jackson, David Eno, Stung, The Pawlice, The Pollies, Blues Trapper, The Rolling Scones, Milly Joel, Led Zepballoon, Led Zeppoli
Penthouse presents: A Midsummer Night's Dream @31:25
Batman movies @34:59
The Dark Knight Detective, Batman, Batman Again, Batman 2, Batman?! What?!, Another Batman, Still Battin' It, Battin' 2: Electric Bataloo, Batman vs. Megalon, Batman & the Temple of Bats, Batman Meets Howard the Duck Part 3: Revenge of Spock, Batman: Back in Bat, Bat to the Future: The Batman Chronicles, Major League: Batman's on the Team Now, Night Bat, Bat Night, Oh Man, It's a Bat!, Is That Batman? No It's Not. Oh Wait, Yes It Is: The Movie, Alice in Batmanland, Hey! Look Behind You! It's Batman., Batman The Movie: The Movie, Ratman, Bratman, Scatman
Seal "Seal of Approval" & Salman "Premium Rush" Rushdie: BFFs @38:49
“That's a fact about a thing that is true. That's what a fact is.” —Dan @14:11
“If [for a password] you're gonna do 'Stuart,' use like a dollar sign instead of an 'S' and a 'v' instead of a 'u' and like five exclamation points because Stuart's worth it.” —$tvart!!!!! @32:57
“Damn you for touching my secret pain!” —Dan @36:43
“Very often, the producers of huge franchises like Transformers or G.I. Joe will say, 'Yeah, let's cross over with a flop of a movie!' It's the same reason that the Spiderman movies crossed over with I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.” —Elliott @40:56
“This is a perfect episode. No flubs, no jubs.” —Stuart @01:18:46