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Dan: Tonight on the Flop House, we watched Christian Mingle.
Elliott: So we watched Christians mingling...?
Dan: No, we watched Christian Mingle.
Elliott: Is that a guy? Named Christian?
Stuart: Mhm.
Elliott: His last name's Mingle?
Dan: That's right. From Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Mingle.
Elliott: Fifty Shades of Gringle. [pause] Stuart?
Stuart: That's all!

Official Show NotesEdit

"Smalltember/vember continues! On this episode we discuss the feature length ad for a dating website and for God, Christian Mingle. and Stuart explains how to find cartoon porn, Dan checks his website privilege, and Elliott Weekend at Bernie'ses someone very close to him."

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Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Bad-Bad, "but it goes down real smooth" (Dan) @58:20
  • (Stuart) @59:55

Episode HighlightsEdit

TangentsEdit

Movie PitchesEdit

Doubletalk
Somebody is killing Hollywood voiceover artists. @03:20
Twins (remake)
Starring Stephen Tobolowsky and a stretched-out Wallace Shawn, which is a little weird because they're both the sexy twin. @15:50
Erotic Confessionals (Cinemax series)
"It seems these parishioners have got a lot of sexy problems..." Starring David Duchovny in drag. @19:40

QuotesEdit

Stuart: How do you feel about RC Cola, aka Risen Christ Cola?
Elliott: Umm... I don't think that's what that stands for.
Stuart: (skeptically) Okay.
Elliott: Uh, you're thinking of JC Penny — Jesus Christ Penny's. The department store. So, it stars Lacey Chabert —
Stuart: Mhm.
Dan: I'm just imagining B.J. and the Bear, that show, as Blowjob and the Bear.
Elliott: Why? What is the rea— Why did that pop into your head?
Dan: We were talking about initials!
— @13:10
  • ­Hey, are we ready to start the podcast?
         —Stuart @14:00
  • ­Maybe you'd like to come to my church on Sunday. It's called the Church of Sex. It's on Cinemax on Sundays.
         —Elliott @19:35
  • "They have that coffee date where he sits on the bench like a fucking wimp with his legs together like a dude who doesn't fuck!" -Stuart @45:49
  • "...I was not comfortable when he was sitting on a bench and Stewart was like 'look at the way he sits, that's a dude who doesn't fuck!" -Elliott
  • "...no man, look at the way he's sitting!" -Stuart

Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit

@1:17:40

LettersEdit

"Mail Title" from Jake Lastnamewithheld @1:19:20
Episode 27: 27 Dresses
Episode 111: A Little Bit of Heaven @1:20:35
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