"We discuss the movie made up entirely of video game cutscenes, Assassin's Creed. Meanwhile Elliott does the classic "apple bit," we hear another one of Stu's goofs and bloops, and Dan's sick voice is all gravely and such."
“Please, Mr. Night Shyamalan lives in Florida. Call me M.” —Elliott @21:05
“How I wish this was a comic strip podcast.” —Dan @34:20
“Much like Johnny Assassinseed who roamed America, having sex with women and leaving assassin babies behind.” —Elliott @42:55
“I don't know where slang comes from. Who am I, Dr. Slang?” —Elliott @45:05
“Who's the man now, dog?” —Elliott @55:40
“I fuckin' get it, dude: Batman's awesome. Like, Batman's fuckin' sweet. Don't fuckin' constantly rip off Batman. And don't do a Batman without what makes Batman cool — like, a fuckin' code of honor, right? That's what makes Batman cool.” —Stuart @59:15
“Oh boy, we are on thin legal ice right now.” —Dan @1:04:45
Assassin's Creed! Dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh, dunh-dunh! Assassin's Creed! It's a creed for assassins! Can't spell "creed" without "reed"! Meaning: like a reed coming out of water! You know, or you use when you play clarinet! Dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh, dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh, dunh! So it could mean assassin's C-reed, and the C stands for clarinet! Or as jazz men would call it: a licorice stick! Clarinet!
Yep! Never heard that before. I think that's funny.