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Audio Note
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­We had a bunch of technical difficulties…
     —Dan @18:20

TagEdit

Dan: On this episode we discuss Monster Trucks.
Stuart: You're welcome. … guysss! ('Cause I made you watch this movie.)

Official Show NotesEdit

"We discuss the movie based on a not-really pun, Monster Trucks. Meanwhile Elliott talks about 'Love in an Elevator' for waaay too long, Stu asks some Saved by the Bell questions, Dan’s penis habits are described at length, and we're all sorry about the technical problems in this episode."

Movie SummaryEdit

PremiseEdit

­It's like your classic alien-being-befriends-a-kid, and-they-have-to-go-save-the-other-aliens-from-an-evil-company-or-government-or-whatever. Like, it's as template of that as it could possibly be.
     —Elliott @37:25

StoryEdit

  • Smash Cut @07:55
  • "Dogs Love Trucks" @09:10
  • Aerosmith's Pump @09:15
  • The Sky Was Dark @17:40
  • Creature Design
  • Other Names for the Creature, instead of "Creech" @24:00
    • Chur
    • The
    • Slippy
    • Tentacool
    • Gas Guzzler
    • Oiliver
    • Octoboy
    • Squidsy
    • Tentleclabular

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • A Movie I Kinda Liked (Dan) @38:35
  •  ? (Stuart) @1:00:50
  •  ? (Elliott) @1:02:55

Better ThanEdit

Worse ThanEdit

Episode HighlightsEdit

TangentsEdit

Announcement: Fire — the untamed element, oldest of man's mysteries. Giver of warmth, destroyer of forests… right now, this building is on fire!
Woman: What?!
Announcement: Yes! The building is on fire! Leave the building! Enact the age old drama of self-preservation!

Movie PitchesEdit

Dystopian Saved by the Bell Feature Film
Based in the universe of "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison, sort of like in The Matrix. @35:40
Casting Choices

QuotesEdit

Elliott: It struck me as like an adorable version of the squid from Prometheus.
Stuart: Oh, I was thinking that too! Not quite as sexy, though. The squid from Prometheus was very sexy.
Elliott: Oh, tell me about it! Just leave me alone with that squid for a couple minutes!
— @21:05
  • ­You were trapped in a vortex of vocal fry.
         —Stuart, to Dan @23:00
Dan: Yeah, the long periods of silence are not because you guys are fucking yappin', and yappin', and yappin'. Anyway —
Stuart: That describes ten years of my life, Dan!
— @59:10
Stuart: I mean, I guess this has been an episode where I've made fun of Dan masturbating a lot. [cf. @02:00, 06:20, 21:45, 27:35, 29:20, 1:00:20, 1:44:10]
Elliott: Me too. Dan: I'm sorry. You don't masturbate. You're sexless.
Dan: It's fine. I know everyone does it.
Stuart: I mean, it's cool —
Dan: Elliott has a look on his face like: ‘Not me!’
Elliott: Not me! Well… are we on the record here?
Stuart: Elliott says a little ghost comes and jacks him off.
Elliott: Look, Dan Aykroyd tipped me off to this ghost blowjob service.
Stuart: It's incredible.
Elliott: It's amazing. And the best part is, they unbutton your pants for you.
Stuart: That's crazy! Why does it even do that?
Elliott: Yeah, I don't know…
Stuart: Just do it inside the pants.
— @1:44:05

SponsorsEdit

Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit

@1:23:25

LettersEdit

"Good and Bad Theater Audiences" from Rebus Lastnamewithheld @1:23:45
Scream (1996) by Wes Craven @1:23:45
Logan (2017) by James Mangold @1:27:20
Bad Boys II (2003) by Michael Bay @1:29:50
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) by David Fincher @1:31:45
The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) by Betty Thomas @1:32:20
"Bad Moments in Good Movies" from Mason Lastnamewithheld @1:33:15
Hellboy (2004) by Guillermo del Toro @1:33:25
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) by Joe Johnston @1:34:45
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) by Peter Jackson @1:36:05
"Divisive Movie Recommendations" from Julie Lastnamewithheld @1:37:45
Raw (2016) by Julia Ducournau @1:38:10
Blade II (2002) by Guillermo del Toro @1:39:15
Possession (1981) by Andrzej Zulawski @1:40:10
Manchester by the Sea (2016) by Kenneth Lonergan @1:40:35
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) by Joseph Sargent @1:41:35
"Why Are You So Mean to Dan?" from Dan McCoywithheld @1:43:45
Stuart: I like to think that we're being mean to the Dan character.
Elliott: Even when we text mean things to you.
— @1:44:50

RecommendationsEdit

  • Creed (2015) by Ryan Coogler (Elliott) @1:50:00
Sylvester Stallone @1:51:20
Episode 137: The Purge @1:47:05
Escape from New York (1981) by John Carpenter @1:48:30
  • The Void (2017) by Jeremy Gillespie, Steven Kostanski (Stuart) @1:45:25
Prince of Darkness (1987) by John Carpenter @1:46:30
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) by Tony Randel @1:46:35

StingerEdit

Dan: You seem to be…
Stuart: How do I sound? Do I sound good?
Dan: Fine. Well, you weren't talking when that was going on. You were only talking during the beep-boop, beep-boop, boop-boop, beep part of things.
Stuart: How did that sound, then?
Dan: Uh, it sounded like beep-boop-boop-boop-beep-boop-boop.
Elliott: "Yes, but what was all that beep-boop-boop stuff you were saying?"
Stuart: Uh, it's this new sound I'm trying out.
Dan: Yeah, that new sound you're looking for? Well listen to this.
Elliott: beep-boop-boop
Stuart: I'm trying out this new thing on podcasts. Trying to reach a new binary market.
Elliott: That's the future, you know.
Dan: Mhm.
— 1:54:00

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