"Just in time for the gift-centered holiday of your choice, we discuss the toy store film Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium."

Movie SummaryEdit



Magorium: I'm absent-minded! Blaaaa!
Cop: You're coming with us, Mr. Magorium. You haven't paid your taxes in 100 years.
Magorium: But — but I can't go to prison! I'm Mr. Magorium! I'll just break out! I'll kill you all!

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @36:30
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @38:05
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @38:45

Episode HighlightsEdit


  • Elliott's mic needs "Mic-agra", and if it stays erect for more than four hours, he'll need to call a mic doctor.
  • The Palindromic Man @07:40
Stuart: She had babies, Darth Vader's babies.
Elliott: Yeah, and then she died out of a "lack of will to live." That was so, it's like, "she lost the will to live." And I got so mad because I was like: "What about the fucking kids she just had?"

Movie PitchesEdit


Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit



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  • Jewel Robbery (1932) by William Dieterle (Elliot) @Time
  • Hollow Triumph (1948) by Steve Sekely (Elliot) @Time
  • Title (Year) by Director (Flopper) @Time

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