­A mirror for your own dark desires.
     —Stuart Wellington, The Flop House


"On this episode of The Flop House we discuss America's favorite holiday — at least, based on the number of movies made about it — the remake of Friday the 13th."

Movie SummaryEdit


Michael Bay's production company reimagines Friday the 13th (1980).


Smash cut to a pair of frog boobs (@6:50) belonging to a girl hanging out with a bunch of idiots at Camp Crystal Lake. Shit happens, and Jason kills lots of kids, many of whom being TV stars. Also there's a bunch of product placement.

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • "I kind of enjoy this movie." (Dan) @39:50
  • "I kind of agree with Dan." (Elliott) @41:15
  • "I think I'm going to agree with both you guys." (Stuart) @41:50

Listener MailEdit

"Kudos to Youdos" from Ben Lastnamewithheld @45:00
Subdivision, Colorado (2004 film)


  • Friday the 13th (2009) by Marcus Nispel (Elliott) @44:25
"You know what? If you want to watch a piece of crap and have a good time, watch this one. Don't go see Transformers."
  • Street Revenge (2008) by Conrad Glover (Dan) @49:35
"I have no idea what happened in the movie."


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