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­A mirror for your own dark desires.
     —Stuart Wellington, The Flop House

TagEdit

"On this episode of The Flop House we discuss America's favorite holiday — at least, based on the number of movies made about it — the remake of Friday the 13th."

Official Show NotesEdit

"We come not to bury Jason Voorhees, but to praise him... or as much as you can praise anyone whose only purpose in life is to machete teens. Meanwhile Dan criticizes one of the victims' masturbation technique; Elliott gets schooled, Woody Harrelson-style; and Stuart reveals a fondness for womens' breasts that he has somehow managed to keep completely under wraps until now."

Movie SummaryEdit

PremiseEdit

Michael Bay's production company reimagines Friday the 13th (1980).

StoryEdit

Smash cut to a pair of frog boobs (@6:50) belonging to a girl hanging out with a bunch of idiots at Camp Crystal Lake. Shit happens, and Jason kills lots of kids, many of whom being TV stars. Also there's a bunch of product placement.

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • "I kind of enjoy this movie." (Dan) @39:50
  • "I kind of agree with Dan." (Elliott) @41:15
  • "I think I'm going to agree with both you guys." (Stuart) @41:50

Listener MailEdit

"Kudos to Youdos" from Ben Lastnamewithheld @45:00
Subdivision, Colorado (2004 film)

RecommendationsEdit

  • Friday the 13th (2009) by Marcus Nispel (Elliott) @44:25
"You know what? If you want to watch a piece of crap and have a good time, watch this one. Don't go see Transformers."
  • Street Revenge (2008) by Conrad Glover (Dan) @49:35
"I have no idea what happened in the movie."

MiscellaneousEdit

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