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"And now, one from the Blart. We talk about Paul Blart: Mall Cop."

Official Show Notes[]

"Ask not for whom the Paul Blarts. It Blarts for thee. Meanwhile, Brock advances a novel theory about why the mall hijackers use non-lethal force; Dan is baffled by the contortions the screenwriters go through to explain normal, everyday things; and Stuart talked about his penis."

Movie Summary[]

Premise[]

The story of a man who has the chance to become a cop, but doesn't.

Story[]

  • ­He's kind of a loser, and then he's put into, like, a mall-style Die Hard with a bunch of, like, extreme sports bad guys.
           —Stuart @05:05

Final Judgments[]

  • Good-Bad Movie (Stuart) @31:25
  • between Good-Bad and Bad-Bad (Dan) @32:05
  • between Good-Bad and Bad-Bad (Brock) @32:50

Episode Highlights[]

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Recommendations[]

  • Moon (2009) by Duncan Jones (Brock) @34:25
  • The Granny (1995) by Luca Bercovici (Stuart) @35:40
  • Prime Suspect (BBC television series) (Dan) @37:35
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