All About Steve
"In this episode we learn All About Steve. But really, can anyone learn all about Steve?"
Movie Summary Edit
Sandra Bullock is a crazy stalker in a role that really doesn't work for her. Everyone in this movie is horrible at their jobs, like the chaperones who let a bunch of deaf kids run ahead of them and fall down a hole into an abandoned mine, or the newspaper editor who runs Sandra Bullock's ridiculous crossword without actually editing it.
Dan describes in excruciating detail the logistics of a woman sliding down a bannister on her bare vagina. @30:00
Final Judgments Edit
Between Good-Bad and Bad-Bad (Stuart) @37:20
Bad-Bad Movie (Brock) @38:00
Good-Bad Movie (Dan) @38:40
Episode Highlights Edit
Movie Pitches Edit
Brock: If you're gonna want to see Sandra Bullock slide down a banister in nothing but a towel and a bathing cap...
Dan: Why would she think that's a good idea?! She's coming out of the bathroom, she's put a towel around herself —
Stuart: The actress, or the character?
Dan: Well, anyone! Anyone!
Brock: The screenwriter?
Dan: Anyone involved in the film. She's coming out of the bathroom, she's had a bath, she has just a towel around, and she's going to slide down a banister. And literally, you can imagine —
Stuart: She seems wet. You don't slide very well.
Dan: No, but, like, also: she slings her leg over. You can imagine her
bare vagina is what is sliding down this banister. You, you're looking at me, Stuart...
Stuart: I just — I'm thinking about a bear's vagina right now.
Dan: I thought you were looking at me as if you weren't imagining that, but that's the only thing you can think about.
Brock: It's enough —
Dan: Like, she is
nude, and she's sliding down this banister.
Brock: It's an image that gets stuck in your head, and it makes you realize why some people have sex with Nazis.
Listener Mail Edit
No mail this time.
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) by The Coen Brothers (Dan) @51:20
A New Leaf (1971) by Elaine May (Brock) @48:55
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) by George P. Cosmatos (Stuart) @54:00
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