"You know what would be cool? Angels with Uzis. That's what the thirteen-year-old boy who wrote Legion thought."

Movie SummaryEdit


­This movie is basically Terminator, but with angels instead of robots.
     —Elliott @07:10


Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @41:05
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @41:25
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @41:45

Episode HighlightsEdit


  • Teri Hatcher's breasts in Heaven's Prisoners. @02:05
  • Scarlett Johansson's boobs @02:25
  • John Connor @08:05

Movie PitchesEdit


  • ­Every day that we're alive and demons aren't killing our babies is a gift.
         —Stuart @01:25
  • ­The thing I hate most in movies is anytime where they have a council of elders. The thing I hate the second most is anything where they say 'But the prophecy tells of one such as this!' or like 'According to the prophecy, you are the one...' Like, I don't know why in a fantasy movie things can't just happen. They have to be following a prophecy of some kind. You've already got Paul Bettany coming down to tell them 'Here's what's gonna happen. I know it because I'm an angel.' Why does he have to say there's a prophecy that says this is gonna happen? He's there with God all the time. Like, he can just know. He doesn't have to follow a prophet, you know? It's just stupid. ... It's just a cheap plot device, because things don't have to happen logically. Because you can just like: 'Why is this happening to us?' 'The prophecy tells that there will be a time of great reckoning.' You just say a prophecy foretold it, and it doesn't have to make sense.
         —Elliott @28:15
  • ­The movie The Gift gave us the gift of Katie Holmes' breasts, back when she was not crazy.
         —Dan @01:55

Listener MailEdit

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