"In this episode we discuss the most terrifying horror movie ever made: John Travolta and Robin Williams in Old Dogs."

Movie SummaryEdit


Two high-powered sports marketing agents are unexpectedly saddled with a couple of kids.


  • ­It's like Ishtar. Except not as successful.
         —Elliott @10:50
  • Smash Cut @11:20, 17:20
  • ­This is the most overacted movie in the history of the world, I think.
         —Elliott @15:15

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Bad-Bad Movie (unanimous) @42:15
  • Elliott recommends that you run out to your local video store and burn it to the ground, to stop people from watching this movie.

Episode HighlightsEdit


Movie PitchesEdit

  • Film Crossover Ideas @33:50
Rocky VI / Rambo V
Short Circuit 3 / Terminator 5
Justin Bieber in a cardboard box plays Johnny Five, and all of his dialogue is reduced to "Beep beep, boop boop."
Transformers 2: Attack of the Clones
(Elliott) @37:50
Transformers 2: The Rise of Cobra
(Stuart) @37:50


  • ­Oh, God...
         —Elliott @04:20
  • ­I, usually after seeing a bad movie, don't feel molested, but I do after having watched this one.
         —Elliott @08:10


  • Bronson (2008) by Nicolas Winding Refn (Stuart) @53:40
  • Capricorn One (1977) by Peter Hyams (Elliott) @49:30
  • The Ghost Writer (2010) by Roman Polanski (Dan) @51:20