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Guest host: Frank Lesser


"This is the Next episode of The Flop House. I mean, this Flop House is the Next Flop House. I mean, this episode is Next. I mean..."

Official Show NotesEdit

"In this episode, Colbert Report staff writer Frank Lesser joins us, to see what happens next, in Next (hint: it has something to do with Nicholas Cage's hair). Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his vulnerability to bullets, Dan describes his super-power, and Frank pitches a romantic comedy built on Next 's charred remains."

Movie SummaryEdit

Knee Injuries
Casino security chief Roybal (José Zúñiga) is shot in the left knee. @20:45



  • You see, it's called "Next" because he knows what's coming next. Not to be confused with the movie called Knowing, in which, eventually, he knows what's going to happen next.

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Movie I Kinda Liked (Frank) @34:10
  • Good-Bad Movie (Stuart) @35:05
  • Movie I Kinda Liked (Dan) @35:30

Episode HighlightsEdit


  • ...and thus begins Stu referencing / comparing every Nicolas Cage character in every movie to his character in this movie: "Next."
  • Dan's cat bats around the computer cables, and is ultimately taken out of the room. @2:30, 6:15
  • ­I think he could use it.
         —Stuart, explaining why M. Night Shyamalan ought to be punched in the face, in front of his family @3:55

Movie PitchesEdit


Listener MailEdit

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