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Elliott's microphone is mixed too loud.

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"On this episode we try to cash in on the vampire craze by discussing Blood: The Last Vampire."

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They claimed this would be the last vampire, in 2009. Were we ever so naive?

Movie Summary[]

Premise[]

Japanese vampire demons menace an American schoolgirl living near Tokyo.

Story[]

Saya looks like an ordinary teenager on the outside, but on the inside, she's a 400-year-old half-human, half-vampire swordfighter who's made it her mission to exterminate vampires. Sent to an American military base in Tokyo, Saya learns that she may finally have a chance to destroy Onigen, the evil vampire leader. But when she forms a friendship with the daughter of the base's commander, she realizes that her ability to bond with humans may be her greatest weapon against Onigen.

Final Judgments[]

In possibly the most wishy-washy final judgments ever, the hosts apparently believe that the film is simultaneously Good-Bad, Bad-Bad, and one that they Kinda Liked.
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Federico) @30:05
  • sort of all over the place (Dan) @30:40
  • agreed with Dan (Elliott) @32:25
­I would say: if you turned it off, after like maybe 40 minutes, you might have a like genuinely enjoyable experience with this movie. Because it gets really silly and crazy for a while, and then it gets boring at the end.
       —Dan @31:40

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Listener Mail[]

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Recommendations[]

  • Piranha 3D (2010) by Alexandre Aja (Dan) @Time
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) by Edgar Wright (Dan) @Time
  • Yabu no naka no kuroneko (1968) by Kaneto Shindô (Elliott) @Time
  • The Mist (2007) by Frank Darabont (Federico) @Time
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