Tag[]
- "In this episode we discuss the most terrifying horror movie ever made: John Travolta and Robin Williams in Old Dogs."
Movie Summary[]
Premise[]
- Two high-powered sports marketing agents are unexpectedly saddled with a couple of kids.
Story[]
While preparing for an important business deal, two bachelors become the unexpected caretakers of twin children. One debacle after another follows, as the two clueless men try to take care of both their business duties and the rambunctious siblings. Though their lives are turned upside-down, the men may just gain an understanding of what is really important in life.
- “It's like Ishtar. Except not as successful.”
—Elliott @10:50 - Smash Cut @11:20, 17:20
- “This is the most overacted movie in the history of the world, I think.”
—Elliott @15:15
Final Judgments[]
- Bad-Bad Movie (unanimous) @42:15
- Elliott recommends that you run out to your local video store and burn it to the ground, to stop people from watching this movie.
Episode Highlights[]
- Stuart is engaged to be married.
- Elliott's wedding is only two weeks away (Sunday, August 29th)
- Writers Guild of America East @04:55
- Anne Hathaway @05:35
- Smurfs @07:25
- Elric's sword, Stormbringer @08:50
- Gamer, Surrogates @24:50
- 88 Minutes @31:00
Tangents[]
- Flophouse Slash Fiction @16:10
- David Cronenberg, Videodrome @16:30
- Porthole of Time @38:20
- Sound Effects @41:25
- Twin Sitters @47:15
- H.P. Lovecraft @55:15
- Alex Smith @56:20
Movie Pitches[]
- Film Crossover Ideas @33:50
- Rocky VI/Rambo V
- Short Circuit 3/Terminator 5
- Justin Bieber in a cardboard box plays Johnny Five, and all of his dialogue is reduced to "Beep beep, boop boop."
- Transformers 2: Attack of the Clones
- (Elliott) @37:50
- Transformers 2: The Rise of Cobra
- (Stuart) @37:50
Quotes[]
- “Oh, God...”
—Elliott @04:20 - “I, usually after seeing a bad movie, don't feel molested, but I do after having watched this one.”
—Elliott @08:10
Recommendations[]
- Bronson (2008) by Nicolas Winding Refn (Stuart) @53:40
- Capricorn One (1977) by Peter Hyams (Elliott) @49:30
- The Ghost Writer (2010) by Roman Polanski (Dan) @51:20