John is Dan's older brother.
He is substantially responsible for the person Dan is today. Dan shares many of John's mannerisms. The brothers look and sound similar. John is also known as Pervazoid #0.
For nearly a decade, ardent fans of The Flop House have been clamoring for John to be a guest on the podcast, finally delivering the Double-Barrel McCoy Action™ that the world so desperately needs. Despite many visits to Brooklyn, John has yet to make the leap to the Flop airwaves. The wait continues.
Like Dan, John hosts a podcast of his own.