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Simon

Disturbing

One of the original Original Peaches, Simon hosted the first six episodes alongside Dan and Stuart before moving to a flyover state on business.

As his absence was considered temporary, it was arranged that his seat would be kept warm by the asses of a series of guest hosts until his return.

Really loves twist endings.

Possibly murdered by a serial killer who may or may not be Elliott Kalan.

Catchphrases

  • (Stuart or Dan makes some generalization that Simon disagrees with.) "Name five."
  • "That's retarded."