Superlatives

• “­Tonight on The Flop House we examine the Billy Zane vehicle Memory — surely the best Billy Zane movie since the last one.”
         —Dan, Episode 2: Memory @00:00

• Using a hatchet is the most sexual way to kill someone. Episode 7: Mr. Brooks

• “­This is what I missed: Whenever you say 'I don't know about you guys...' and then you say the craziest thing in the world.”
         —Elliott (to Stuart), Episode 27: 27 Dresses @07:55

• “­Honestly, the only thing I can remember about that movie [King of the Ants] is that Kari Wuhrer is in it, and of all the B-movie starlets I find her the most attractive.”
         —Dan, Episode 30: Bangkok Dangerous @12:50

• “­It was the least-hot lesbian seduction scene, I think, ever in movie history.”
         —Elliott, Episode 49: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li @19:10

• “­This was, for me, I think the most boring movie we've watched — more than 10,000 BC or Seven Pounds, which I actually had less trouble watching than you guys did.”
         —Elliott, Episode 56: Whiteout @40:20

• “­The thing I hate most in movies is any time where they have a council of elders.”
         —Elliott, Episode 62: Legion @28:15

• “­In this episode we discuss the most terrifying horror movie ever made...”
         —Dan, Episode 65: Old Dogs @00:00

• “­This is the most overacted movie in the history of the world, I think.”
         —Elliott, Episode 65: Old Dogs @15:15

• “­In this, our most Juggalicious episode, we discuss the Insane Clown Posse project Big Money Rustlas.”
         —Dan, Episode 69: Big Money Rustlas @00:00

• “­It's the most basic Western story you can tell...”
         —Elliott, Episode 69: Big Money Rustlas @12:10

• “­I think this is the most times I've heard you say 'I hate this fucking movie' during a movie.”
         —Elliott (to Stuart), Episode 70: Jonah Hex @31:30

• “­On this episode we discuss Devil — the scariest elevator-themed horror movie since The Lift.”
         —Dan, Episode 73: Devil @00:00

• “­This is not the most boring movie we've watched, but it is the stupidest movie we've watched.”
         —Dan, Episode 84: Sucker Punch @33:30

• “­It may be the stupidest movie I've ever seen.”
         —Elliott, Episode 84: Sucker Punch @33:30

• “­It's the most magical time of the year: Shocktober!”
         —Dan, Episode 88: Priest @00:00

• “­Is this the gayest action film?”
         —Dan, Episode 100: Tango & Cash @32:50

• “­I think this is the most nonsense at the top of a show, ever.”
         —Dan, Episode 133: Bullet to the Head @02:10

• “­This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing that's ever been said on this podcast.”
         —Elliott, Episode 133: Bullet to the Head @34:30

• “­The scariest thing about it was someone made this not intending to horrify and disgust us.”
         —Elliott, Episode 138: Foodfight! @27:55

• “­The scariest of garments.”
         —Stuart (regarding sweaters) Episode 162: The Quiet Ones @11:50

• “­Boobs: the cheapest effect.”
         —Elliott Episode 163: Dracula 3D @10:35