- “It's a bad movie. And it's really cheap-looking. And it's really cheaply made.”
—Elliott, Movie Minute Number 10: Teen Wolf @02:00
- “I feel like we could easily do a podcast just about Teen Wolf.”
—Elliott, Episode 191: Men, Women & Children @1:20:25
- Episode 24: Prom Night @05:40
- Episode 90: Red Riding Hood @32:55
- Episode 191: Men, Women & Children @1:13:25
Elliott: The teams are always surprised they're playing a wolf. You'd think one of the coaches would tip off another coach. Hey, one thing you should know: there's a wolf on their team. So, I dunno, like, put silver on the ball so he can't touch it. Stuart: Sure. Dan: Yeah. Stuart: Cover it in that popular wolfsbane energy drink. Elliott: I'm just saying, like: if they throw the ball to him, somebody should just beat him to death with a silver-headed cane. Stuart: Sure. Elliott: That's the only way you're gonna win this game.
Or what if the other team started [xx] other monsters? So a school shows up with —
Stuart: That would have been fucking great, dude! Elliott: — a dracula on the other team Stuart: Like: we got a mummy. He's slow as shit, but he's super tough. Dan: Frankenstein's monster is really tall. Elliott: Yeah! He's not super coordinated. But that's the thing, he's just on defense. Dracula can turn into a mist. You think he can't — that won't help him dunk? Stuart: Creature from the Black Lagoon can lick up everybody's sweat, or something. Dan: You don't know. Elliott: I don't think you understand what that monster does. What about, do we have a place — Dan: The Invisible Man would be very useful. Elliott: He'd be fantastic. But you'd never know if he was traveling or not. Dan: Yeah, you wouldn't know if he was open. You wouldn't know anything. Stuart: That's one of his advantages. It's not like the ref's gonna call it. Elliott: That's true. Stuart: He's gonna be like: "That pass is really slow."
- — Episode 191: Men, Women & Children 1:17:50