The most absent and least predictable member of the crew, the Flop House House Cat's haunting yowl indicates that a Flop House trademark moment has entered the listener's ears, possibly:

• Elliott dropping a knowledge-based trademark zinger
• Dan does a ho-hum/oh gosh darn/ oh the misery of life

Although absent in episodes before Episode Seventy: Jonah Hex, the House cat has quickly become deeply ingrained in the American psyche.

Notably contributed the beluga-caviar trend at elegant parties, as well as eating Fancy Feast out of a crystal dish, which lead to the moniker "The Original Elegant Party Animal". As indicated in (...episode?), he dislikes being seen as a role model as the pressure exacerbates his drinking problem. A single-father, the House Cat has a young-adult daughter who works at Wendy's and often rides a skateboard with a slingshot sticking out of his back pocket.

He shows up only when somebody says something reminding Stuart about it, so Stuart waves the House Cat over.

He can be reached at "theflophousehousecat@flopcast.flop.meow".

Look-Alikes/Sound-AlikesEdit

• Stuart Wellington

CatchphrasesEdit

• Raa-roooow!