The Stuart Wellington Suicide Sandwhich is composed of Two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches made with Texas Toast (cause you know, Stuart's from the country) and Cream Cheese, a Steak Burger, a couple of Onion Rings and some Guanciale unsmoked bacon, straight from the Hog's jowl.
First mentioned on the Law Abiding Citizen episode, Friendly's stole Stuart's idea after he failed to copyright the back of his place setting.
- The Brunch Variation - French Toast takes the place of Texas Toast
- The Dessert Variation - Oreo Pizza on the bottom and Red Baron on the top
- Law Abiding Sandwich