At the end of Wall-E, Wall-E gets the crap beaten out of him. Like, he essentially dies. And it's like: "Oh no!" But I wasn't like: "This is really making me uncomfortable in how much they're beating on Wall-E." You know what it is? I realized —
You were like: "Get him!"
"Get that fucker!"
I'm like: "Get that damn robot!"
"Piece of shit!"
"Thinks he can love? Beyond his class?"
"Thinks he's better than me? He's not better than me!"
"Stupid robot! Can you do this?" and I'm just peeing all over the TV.